Badass Tardigrade no Cigar | Sticker

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Meet Your New Crime-Fighting Companion: The Noir Tardigrade

Think you know tardigrades? Think again. This dark and mysterious water bear is here to prove that moss piglets can be the coolest creatures around. Slap this suave little detective on your water bottles, laptops, or lab walls and let the world know you're in the presence of a true survivor.

Product Deets:

• Material: High opacity film that’s impossible to see through

• Application: Fast, easy, and bubble-free—because who has time for bubbles?

• Durability: Tough vinyl, perfect for indoor mysteries

• Density: 95µ, for those who measure in microns

Pro Tip: Clean the surface before applying the sticker. Your noir friend appreciates a clean getaway.

Eco-Friendly Production: Each sticker is made just for you after you place an order. This helps us reduce overproduction and lets you feel good about your thoughtful purchase. Thanks for being awesome!

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